Political Philosophies Explained From a Simple Two-Cow Approach

Socialism: You have two cows.
Your government sees your neighbor in need and gives him one of your two cows.

Christianity: You have two cows.
You see your neighbor in need; you give him one of your two cows.

Communism: You have two cows.
The government takes them both and provides you with milk.

Fascism: You have two cows.
The government takes them and sells you the milk.

Nazism: You have two cows.
The government takes both and then shoots you.

Bureaucracy: You have two cows.
The government takes them both, shoots one, milks the other, pays you for the milk, and then pours it down the drain.

Capitalism: You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull.

Corporate: You have two cows.
You sell one, force the other to produce the milk of four cows and then act surprised when it drops dead.

Democracy: You have two cows.
The government taxes you to the point that you must sell them both in order to support a man in a foreign country who has only one cow which was a gift from your government.

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