If an Insect Falls in a Cup of Coffee…

If an Insect Falls in a Cup of Coffee…

1. The Englishman: Throws the cup away and walks out of the café
2. The American: Takes the insect out and drinks the coffee
3. The Chinese: Eats the insect and throws the coffee away
4. The Besieged Palestinian: Drinks the coffee and eats the insect
5. The Israeli:

- Sells the coffee to the American and the insect to the Chinese

- Screams that his security is in peril

- Accuses the Palestinians of throwing the insect in his coffee

- Alleges that Hizbullah, the Syrians and the Iranians advocate attacks with weapons of mass insects

- Relates this vicious attack to Palestinian Terrorism, attacks on Human Rights, Anti-Semitism, the Holocaust, the Diaspora, the Exodus, Discrimination on Noah's Ark

- Asks Arafat to immediately stop insects from flying in the air or landing in coffee cups

- Re-occupies the West Bank and Gaza, razes houses, cuts off water and electricity, humiliates and terrorizes civilians/ kills or maims anyone in his way

- Imposes on the American more military aid

- Demands a 100-year, billion-dollar, loan from America to buy another cup of coffee

- Claims life-time free coffee from the cafe as compensation

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